Beyonce showed up at Harry's Bar in London and
forgot to bring her pants. Well, I doubt she forgot. She probably
figured there would be paps there to take pictures of her best feature:
her legs. They are quite extraordinary. Her thighs would win the Pepsi
challenge against pretty much any other thighs out there. They are curvy
but still muscular from all of that dancing and whatnot. Beyonce and I
are both from Houston and we've grown up together, in a way. She grew up
into a sexy international pop star and me into a chubby writer who
chronicles the hottness of celebrities like her. I've had a major thing
for her since I first saw her perform with Destiny's Child when we were
both teenagers. Now we both live in New York City but I keep my
distance. Jay Z scares me. A lot.
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